You Can't Make This Shtick Up – Flatulence


As told by an Inflight Crewmember:

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I was working a trip to California and a woman approached me in the back galley and asked if I could please ask the man in front of her to stop farting. I informed the woman that I really am not allowed to do that and she asked me, “We’ll can’t you go tell him to please go to the bathroom,” and again I politely informed her that there really wasn’t much I could do.

Not sure if she ended up saying anything to him, but everyone made it to California OK.