November 15, 2010

You Can’t Make This Shtick Up – Toilet Brush

As told by an Inflight Crewmember:

I was standing in the aft galley on a flight to West Palm Beach when a woman started to enter the restroom, hesitated, backed out, and turned to me and said, “Do you have a toilet brush?”

“Excuse me?” I said.

“Do you have a toilet brush?” She repeated.

“No Miss, I do not have a toilet brush.”

“You don’t have a toilet brush?” She asked for the third time.

“Huh, No.”

“You really don’t have a toilet brush?” Her voice was getting shrill.

“Miss, I’m a flight attendant. Why would I have a toilet brush?”

“I can’t believe you don’t have a toilet brush,” she said as she huffed back to her seat.

I couldn’t believe she wanted to clean the toilet.

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