30-year old Kinman Chan claimed it was the double dose of medical marijuana cookies that he ingested just before boarding his fight from Philadelphia to Los Angeles on Sunday that caused his unruly behavior. Chan reportedly exited the airplane bathroom with his pants around his ankles after having opened every compartment in the lavatory. He had to be detained by the flight attendants onboard. While Mr. Chan was clearly doing the opposite of concealing a bomb in his underwear, the incident evoked fear after the Christmas Day terrorist used the bathroom to prepare his weaponry.
Mr. Chan could face up to twenty years in prison for his baked goods faux pas. Lesson learned? You can blame cookies for those love handles, but they can’t excuse everything!